Funny motivational Quotes

funny motivational quotes

Funny motivational quotes brings smile in our face. Quotes are interesting to read. Funny quotes are meaningful with some hidden truth.

“Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

“Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.”

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

If you want your children to listen talk softly to someone else- Ann Landers

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” Dalai Lama

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde

“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”

“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.” – Bryan White

“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” – Caroline Rhea

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin

“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.” – David Letterman

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive” – Elbert Hubbard

“Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.” – Enid Blyton

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns

“I’m in shape. Round is a shape.” – George Carlin

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” – Gertrude Stein

“Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.” – Jessica Simpson

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.” – Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain

“Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.” – Mark Twain

“If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.” – Rob Cordry

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams

“Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.” – Ronald Reagan

“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” – W. C. Fields

“A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.” – Walter Bagehot

“Self confidence is a super power. Once you start believe in yourself, magic starts happening.”

“Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach.”- Tony Robbins

“Life is short smile while you still have teeth.”

“Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.”- Farrah Gray

Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. -Charles Lamb

Every new day is another chance to change your life. -Anonymous

I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.​

A problem can be real, but it is your choice whether you stay in it or you get out of it.

“Even though you’re growing up, you should never stop having fun.”

“When life shuts a Door… open it again it’s a door. That’s How they work.”

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – ROBIN WILLIMS”